Jon and our friend, John Stark, took Hannah & John's daughter, Addie fishing. The girls were super-excited for an outing with their dads. They each had their own fishing poles and we'd packed some special snacks for an evening fishing trip to a pond about an hour away. The girls both caught a bunch of sunfish and had a great time.
Jon's version of their outing goes like this:
Three scenes from Fishing at the Pond with Hannah.
Scene 1: I'm fishing in the pond while Hannah stands next to me and throws rocks in the water.
Me: Hannah, stop that. You are going to scare off all the fish.
Hannah: Dad, fish love rocks. The make their houses of rocks. This will BRING the fish to us.
Scene 2: Hannah is crouched behind my SUV trying to pee, while I hold her hands.
Hannah: Dad, am I peeing on my shorts?
(she is peeing on her shorts, but I do not have any other shorts.)
Me: Nope. Your shorts are just a little wet from when you fell in the pond a little.
Hannah: I didn't fall in.
Me: you just forget.
Hannah: OK. I probably forgot.
Scene 3: Five minutes after scene two, Hannah says she has to pee again. She assures me she does not have to poop. She is crouching again behind my SUV, while I hold her hands.
Me: Hannah are you gonna poop?
Hannah: (grunting) No.
Me: Hannah! You're pooping. Outside. Behind my car!
Hannah: Guess I did have to poop some. HA! HA! I was just teasing when I said I didn't have to poop.
They didn't get home with the girls until almost 10pm! Thank goodness it's summer and the kids can stay up a little later than usual.
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